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Started 18/12/2025
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Welcome to whatever this is as for now

About this gal Or pal? or... Whatever, I'm first and foremost a scientist, I don't use pronouns in my social's biography section, if you're going to talk about me please refer to me in APA format, thank you.

I got stuck at 16 yo back in 2017, I live in weird conditions and I base my life in appreciation for death, the obscure and the unloved... And of course a creepy old man character from a niche cult game. Wikipedia and investigation enthusiast

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My interests

First of all I'm obsessed with this green square man named Sasha Nein from the videogame saga called Psychonauts.

I have other interests, even though not as passionate about them, with Insaniquarium being a inusual exception.

Other interests include, but are not limited to: Club Penguin, Sophia the First, Superjail!, ranfren, Hypnospace Outlaw.

Other random likes: eternally nostalgic for old technology and internet / suprematism, brutalism and absurdism lover / sudo apt update / juche for the win / comfort found in hospitals.

Want to know more? keep reading.

I will most likely be using this blog to post personal stuff, it will be my me themed little corner of the internet. Hopefully I can make the template work a little bit like I have planned.

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So, what now?

I'm not really sure. I'm very much illiterate when it comes to web programing, maybe I could document my journey thorugh it.

Maybe I will also use it for a shrine or art gallery. Neocities.

Here's how you can make bold and italic text.

Lists are uncommon in this style, but if it's absolutely required, architects may employ them nonetheless. Here's how to make a list:

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December 18, 2025.
Updates!

NASA Announces First Lunar Base Football Match, Team Composition

At the behest of the lunar base astronauts, NASA has declared approval for an official lunar football match involving twenty-three astronauts across the two major moon bases, Artemis and Selene, meeting at a newly constructed field just a quarter mile from the Artemis mission's primary hydro-crater.

Fans will be able to observe the match from home via live broadcast and streaming from official NASA sources.

According to a particularly frazzled-looking member of the ground control team we interviewed on their brisk walk home to their apartment, "John Madden? Exclamation point. Question mark? Exclamation point. Question mark." ■


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Honestly I'm not very impressed with the security in here. They literally left the fire escape window of the employee lounge open? It was only a matter of time before someone climbed in there, so I think it's for the best it was me. Also, I tried making some coffee in their coffee maker and it made a really awful gurgling noise and spat out several clumps of coffee-like gloop instead, which tasted terrible, so I think they lose points for employee perks as well.

The banging on the door is getting louder and I think I heard someone with a walkie-talkie, so I'm just going to send this to print.

All in all, 5/10 newspaper. I would dock more points for poor hospitality, but I've been reading for years and their articles usually are quite good, especially the illustrated ones about that little boy with the tiger. ■


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